ZZZZ - Your Friendly Space Insurance Group

The bare-bones of what we cover

Spacecraft

Small Spaceship held togeather with spit and twine

Here they come! They're coming in too fast! Oooh! We've lost lateral controls. Don't worry, she'll hold together. You hear me, baby? Hold together! Got him! I got him! Great kid! Don't get cocky. There are still two more of them out there! That's it! We did it! We did it! Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault.

Space Stations

Rendezvous at mark six point one. This is Red Two. Flying toward you. Red Three, standing by. Red Leader, this is Base One. Keep half your group out of range for the next run. Copy, Base One. Luke, take Red Two and Three. Hold up here and wait for my signal...to start your run. This is it! We should be able to see it by now. Keep your eyes open for those fighters! There's too much interference! Red Five, can you see them from where you are? No sign of any...wait! Coming in point three five. I see them. I'm in range. Target's coming up! Just hold them off for a few seconds.

Space Agriculture

Leave that to me! Damn fool. I knew that you were going to say that! Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?

What our customers have said about us

All you can see are a cluster of rocket engines sticking up from the ground, oriented the wrong way. Also, there's an astronaut standing nearby, wondering how he will explain to his boss that the company vehicle got totalled.

"Quad-Z saved my bacon from getting fried. We are the legacy of 15 billion years of cosmic evolution. We have a choice. We can enhance life and come to know the universe that made us, or we can squander our 15 billion year heritage in meaningless self-destruction. What happens in the first second of the next cosmic year depends on what we do, here and now, with our intelligence, and our knowledge of the cosmos."

~ Jill-5, of Hyperion Pizza Deliveries

A spacecraft has come to rest partway inside a barn, located on some agriculture dirtball in the Outer Territories. Who appears to be the landowner is cautiously approaching the barn from the opposite side.

"-just speak into this thingy here? Oh yer goin' already. *ahem* Thanks to Ze Ze Ze Ze I got mah equipment shed all fixerooned up before the monsoons come a'callin, and they're kind enough tae let me keep this shiny new ...tractor. _{Yup. Tractor.}"

~ Moses DuPrane Archemedies Lu Wattatang Peterson the Third, Owner of Sean's Farms on Mars-12

This is a speed camera that a canyon dweller had set up to catch some daredevil kids in the act of blitzing through his dwelling far above the posted speed limit. Thanks to them, this is the only recorded image showing the defendant (in the Koper-57) being pursued and fired upon by a G-M12b belonging to the recently decessed [REDACTED].

"Alright, I'll admit it. If it wern't for my plane's Stalinium hull plating, I would be a holey gnome. But if I didn't have this insurance to cover the property damage, I would be a gnome behind bars! Thank goodness I don't have to choose between the two like a ****** video game ending."

~ Jingles Mighty, CEO of the Kessel Salt Mines